When all else fails, complicate matters.
Aaron Allston
If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God’s domain?
Aaron Allston
Life is like an analogy.
Aaron Allston
Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
Aaron Allston
Definition of ‘Free’: You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
Aaron Allston
Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone’s satisfaction.
Aaron Allston
I really can’t complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can’t get paid to be smart.
Aaron Allston
I’m content to stand on tradition. I’m even more content to wipe my feet on it.
Aaron Allston
Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
Aaron Allston
Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.
Aaron Allston
No one pays me to be nice.
Aaron Allston
The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
Aaron Allston
The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
Aaron Allston
The principle of Sturgeon’s Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.
Aaron Allston
The way to a man’s heart is through his chest.
Aaron Allston
There are two types of people in the world, and I’m one of them.
Aaron Allston
This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.
Aaron Allston
Violence is the first refuge of the violent.
Aaron Allston
Where can I get some tat? I’d like to trade it in.
Aaron Allston