Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
Thomas Dewar
No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner.
Thomas Dewar
Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife’s clothes.
Thomas Dewar
There are two kinds of pedestrians… the quick and the dead.
Thomas Dewar
The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.
Thomas Dewar
The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.
Thomas Dewar